Mickey O'Flynn worked
in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his
penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought
professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months, the
therapist gave up. He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would
probably never have any peace of mind. But he might lose his job, and his marriage would never be the same.
The next day he came
home from work very early.
His wife, Bridget,
became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Mickey
tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle
slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went
ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Bridget gasped and ran
over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down
his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
She looked up and
said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
Mickey replied sadly,
"I think she got fired, too."