A group of 3rd,
4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip
to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses
and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time
to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go
with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to
the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the little boys came
out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals. "Everybody's
going to wet their pants," the little boy said tearfully.
Having no choice,
she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the
little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' if need be to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one,
she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to
show that she was staring and feeling flushed, the teacher said, "You must
be in the fifth grade."
"No,
ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but
I appreciate your help."
