An
angry wife to her husband on the phone: "Where the hell are
you?"
Husband: "Darling,
you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally
fell in love with it and begged me to buy it?"
Wife, breathlessly, anger subsiding: "I remember."
"I didn't have money that time, but I said, "Baby,
it'll be yours one
day. I promise!"
Wife,
with a smile, blushing, heart pounding: "Oh yes, I remember that, my love."
Husband: "I'm
in the bar next to that shop. Beer's cold!"
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