Little Old Ladies in Florida

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Daytona, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh sure I do. All the time."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Jacksonville reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady smiled and said, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

A little old lady is sitting on a park bench in The Sun Lakes, a Florida Adult community. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks,  "Are you a stranger here?"

He replies, "I lived here years ago."

"So, where were you all these years?'"

'In prison,' he says.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looks at her, and very quietly says, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" says the woman. "So you're single...?!"