Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on a Christmas vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not
wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the
plane landed they, headed for a store and bought really outrageous
shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their
tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine and the scenery, when a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a
topless bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde approached them she smiled and said, "Good
morning, Father. Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each
of them individually. Then she passed strutted on by.
The priests looked at each other, stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits that were so loud you could practically hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs on the beach to enjoy the sunshine and the view.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came strolling toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said, "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father."
As prance away, one of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and blurted, "Just a minute, young lady...!
"Yes, Father? What is it?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
Smiling, the beautiful topless blonde replied, "Father, it's me—Sister Mary Agnes."
